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April 19th, 2010

L_H Tip 14723985203572

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The hottest g** guys I know -- yung mga total package ~ the JOCKS, they like guys who:

(in order of importance)

1. are smart -- preferably grads of top univs (must have good command of the English language, jocks hate talking in lumang Filipino)

2. have a nice smile

3. are confident / comfortable in their own skin

4. are passionate about something

5. can sing or play at least one musical instrument - pref. piano or guitar

6. can play at least one sporting game quite well - pref. tennis, badminton, basketball - may biceps and/or 6-pack abs

7. have nice skin - not necessarily fair

8. know how to mingle sa mga may kaya sa lipunan (classy, adorable, well-mannered, hindi malibog and articulate)

9. are mukhang malinis -- kayang dalhin yung 'espadrille'-based look or pre-game golfing look. haha.

10. are nice and sweet.



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OK.

Needless to say, hindi nila ako gusto. But I don't really care -- remember my fascination with blue-collar workers? Yan ang pineperfect kong targetin. Hahaha. Mas exciting yun.

Ni hindi ako mag-eeffort to make the supposed 'total package' types fall for me. Paboringan ang labanan dyan.

But to those who are interested: Jocks are so predictable. Sus. Kung magfofocus ka lang mabuti, mapapainlove mo agad ang mga yan.

Where do you find them? Saan ang perfect setting to target them?

~ Usually sa house parties or group out-of-town trips

Bakit sa ganyan? Dahil dyan yung mga pagkakataon na makakapagpakilala ka sa kanila mabuti.

Here's what you do:

1. For at least 2 months, prepare for the event: Magpapapayat ka nang konti at magpaganda ng skin.

2. Make sure na maganda ang damit mo kapag nagkita kayo, dapat mukha kang malinis. I suggest going for the 'golfing' look. Tapos siguraduhin mong mapapansin nya ang pagdating mo.

3. Wag sya ang una mong pansinin sa group. Palabasin mong incidental lang kung sakaling magkakausap kayo. Madali nang pekein yan -- yung parang napatabi ka lang sa kanya, when iba naman ang gusto mong tabihan, and you have to talk lang to make him feel comfy. Remember: jocks hate it kapag sila ang hinahabol or kapag naramdaman nila na type mo sila.

4. "Hey." with a nice smile is the best ice-breaker when confronted with jock. Pagkasabi mo nun, ilayo mo agad ang mata mo sa mukha nya. Malamang ang sagot nya dyan, "Hey. Sup?"

5. Sagutin mo lang nang "I'm alright." tapos ngiti. Panigurado, if he likes how you look like, magtatanong ulit yan nang kung anong walang kwenta. Kapag ginawa nya yun, tagumpay ka na, nene. Hahahahaha!

6. Answer his question with a straight-forward-bordering-on-indifferent tone. Tapos ask him, "Did you attend the ___ Run at the ___ last weekend?" (uso naman yan now) with a face na parang wala ka lang maitanong. Hahaha.

Kung pumunta ka dun at di sya pumunta, tell him,
"Ah, cus __ and ___ (your common friends) were there eh. I thought you were with them. But you run, right? Obviously."

Hahahaha!

Kung pumunta sya at di ka pumunta, tell him (basta remember not to look too excited),
"Oh yeah? Was it fun? Darn, I was supposed to go nga eh, kaso I had to pick my sister up at the airport naman that day (or any family stuff na will give an impression that you love your family). How many K's did you run?"

Kung pumunta kayo pareho pero hindi kayo nagkita,
Ah yeah? Were you with __ and ___ (common friends)? I was number ___. Fun di ba? How many K's did you run?"


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