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July 7th, 2010

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1. How do you make someone crush on you?

Bata pa ako madalas ko nang iniisip yan.

Nung grade 3 ako, tuwing boring ang class, habang nakatitig sa blackboard - nilalagay ko ang kamay ko sa baba ko at nagtatanong ako sa hangin, "Ano bang dapat kong gawin para mapansin nya ako nang hindi naman ako nagmumukhang epal sa mata ng iba?"

Sa loob ng tatlong taon, araw-araw kong hinintay ang sagot. Pero walang dumating.

Kaya nga sa pagitan ng mga araw ng paghihintay, sinikap ko nalang wag syang pansinin -- kesa makagawa ng mga desisyong hindi iniutos ng hangin. Tila nabuhay nalang akong pinaparamdam sa kanyang hindi ko sya kailangan. Naging class clown ako, regular mass commentator, regular male emcee of school programs, badminton MVP, art competition champ, religion quiz bee first runner up, etc. etc. etc. nang hindi ako ni minsan nakipag-usap o tumingin manlang sa kanya.

Malipas ang apat na taon, nalaman kong naging crush nya ako nung grade 6.

ARAL: Nagiging crush natin ang mga taong hindi tayo kailangan.

2. Sex is overrated. Cumming is underrated.

3. The problem with small guys is that no one will ever be enough to fill in the missing inches.

4. Kahit hindi perfect ang facial and body proportions ko, I always try naman to look good. Sabi kasi ni mommy, "Anak, madalas kung anong itsura ng tao, yun din ang ugali nya." In hindsight, totoo.

5. The problem with perverts is that it's impossible to make them understand how love and sex are - for the lack of a better word - connected.

6. People will forget what you will say or do, but they will never forget how you will make them feel. Parang ako. Meron akong mga kakilala now, na friends-friends ko kuno, pero yung mga ginawa nilang mali sakin in the past parang NEVER EVER ko nang makakalimutan. Hindi ko sa kanila aaminin yun, of course. Pero never ko na rin siguro silang maituturing na tunay na kaibigan. Too bad for them, masarap akong maging tunay na kaibigan. :)

7. 8 years na akong single, ngayon pa ba ako magpapapressure sa panahon? Sa sobrang tagal kong naghintay, magsesettle pa ba ako for something less? I want my next relationship to be epic; Yung tipong masasabi ng mga kaibigan ko sakin kapag pinakilala ko na sya, "Milan, tama lang na naghintay ka." At masasagot ko naman sila habang nakangisi, "Hello. I'm a heartthrob. And heartthrobs always have the luxury of time." Haha. Nyahaha. Naman!

8. Nobody likes smart guys anymore. Sa panahon ngayon, dick size nalang ang labanan; To my sheer advantage. Nowadays, kahit anong talino mo, kahit anong sexy mo, kahit anong yaman mo, kahit anong astig mo pumorma, kahit anong galing mo magluto, kahit anong gara ng kotse mo, kahit cute ka, KUNG MALIIT ANG ETITS MO, nakupo... olats ka. Pendeho ang abot mo, chong. :(

9. The problem with guys with small dicks, no one will ever be enough to fill in the missing inches.

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yaknowat? I know I dont know them personally but from what I read, forever na to

"At the end of the day I finally was able to talk to cute girl, found out her name was Pat and invited her to a party (which she eventually didn’t attend). As cheesy as it sounds, I thought to myself She is going to be my girlfriend. The morning after, I asked my cousin SanSan for Pat’s number, and told her not to tell anyone I had a humongous crush on Pat… which she totally told Pat the very next day.



She became my girlfriend on April 23, 1999, my wife on November 17, 2008 and I love her so much I’m marrying her again on June 6, 2010.



The next 11 years after the soiree were to be filled with much happiness and growing up. Our 5 year long distance relationship started out as a strain, but in hindsight, it was probably what made our relationship a lot stronger. It allowed us to grow individually into our own persons, mature as adults, live separately from one another and then eventually intersect on that exact moment when we were both ready to spend forever with each other.

I’m extremely proud to say that several people have told Pat and I that our relationship is such an inspiration to them. We will always go down in the history books as living proof that: 1. You can meet the love of your life in a Soiree, 2. Long distance relationships DO work, and 3. With enough perseverance and determination, the nerd could end up with the hot cheerleader and live happily ever after…"



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"I stand before accused of many crimes. But I wanna believe that love could still survive."



Should have been "Faithfully, Carrie, Honestly."

:)

Kung yan ang kinanta nya, international star na sya now. :) At nagwala sana ang mga tao sa Araneta nun while umiiyak si Ai Ai. :D

Song selection is everything.



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